Sperm meets Catholic college girls

THE ATTACK OF THE SPERM!!!!!!!

We have sex clinics in England. Yes you read that right. They are special clinics for sexual health and contraception stuff. Its the same place where you get tested for herpes and crabs. Its also the place where you get free contraception pills, injections, implants and anything else to stop you from getting pregnant.

Also, when you leave the clinic you get the dunk your hand into a bucket full of condoms and you can take as much as you like.

Many teenage girls get the shock of their lives in this place when they find out that they're pregnant. I do not feel sorry for these girls cos they had FREE CONTRACEPTION in the first place and now that they're preggas, they get to claim more money from the government cos these girls are usually from families who have been claiming benefit money their whole lives not getting off their bums to go and work cos they feel the country should look after their lazy arses. So pregnant= lots of money + free house + cable tv + life of luxury + more money from the taxes of hard working people!I rather not have this type of life, there goes your sweet 16, little girls!

Okay I am totally drifting away from my point.

So Carly went to the sex clinic for her monthly supply of pills and they gave her a super cute key chain!!!

HAHAHA The sex clinic were giving out these sperm keychains as part of a campaign to promote safe sex!
They had them in different colours, Give us a pink one!!!!!!!

Sperm, meet egg. Egg, meet sperm.

My banana got a little bit too excited.

You don't want me in you!

By the way, we don't do this or mess around with fruit every lunch.